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A foelber is a german king who, in 1988, defeated the king of Alaska, chester, in a dick contest. Commonly referred to as a bad ass or simply a good friend. Foelbers are found in amazing places like ireland after they migrated from germany in 1996.
Chester: Dude my dick is huge!
Guy: Ya, but not compared to a Foelber.
Chester- aw ur right, I guess i will go jizz on myself in frustration.
Guy: That's the spirit you jack ass!
Foelber by The daily dragon November 20, 2010
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A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.
That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.
Fogelberg by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018
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a being whom wears tight ass pants. has a big UC. and loves gay bands like Scary Kids Scaring Kids.
libby take those felber pants off, faggot.

you're being so gay. you're acting like felber
felber by em-bem January 27, 2009

foolberry 

(noun/adj) a crazy, awesome, cool, off the walls, hilarious, chill person, spaztastic
1) That foolberry just fell into the pool!
2) You foolberry Asian! I can't believe you just stole his skateboard!
3) I love you so much you foolberry idiot!
foolberry by YouMeEveryone April 4, 2010
Fogelberg is a last name to very few. Fogelberg’s are extremely kind, giving, and loyal people. They are the kind of people you want to share a good laugh with. If you are ever down, a Fogelberg will help you back up and ask for nothing in return. If you meet one, keep them close. :)
Her last name is Fogelberg
Oh, like Dan Fogelberg, the singer.
fogelberg by Alex Yodgurb July 15, 2018

Tegan felber

Wow this girl isn’t amazing. She is such a good friend and will always be there. She sometimes gets down on herself but then picks herself back up. She is loved by so so many people. Everyone fights over hanging with her. She has medium brown curly hair and she is short. She is amazing and you better hope you have one in your life.
Wow is that Tegan felber? Damn she gorgeous
Tegan felber by Lillig33 April 16, 2019

Vegas Fogelberg 

Vegas Fogelberg is not only a man, he is a god amongst other humans. With his pig-powers and his big backhead nothing is able to stop him from stealing your girl. If you find a Vegas Fogelberg you must NOT call him by his nicknames "Vegas Fogelskit", "Vegbert" or "Galaxing". If you call him any of these nicknames you are in GREAT DANGER! He might seem scary at first but when you get to know him you will get all the girls in the world by just by being in his presence.
Vegas Fogelberg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
Vegas Fogelberg by Gustav Larson February 3, 2025