Fockhead

A fockhead (or a "fock" for short) is someone who is both unbelievably useless and a waste of time and space.

That's it.

It derives in scientific circles, at least, from "Fock Space" which in physics is an algebraic construction for Quantum States. For those nerds who have studied physics the Fock Space construction is an incredibly complicated development of Hilbert space and of only tangential utility. (Please Wikipedia "Fock Space" for more information on the Fock Space in physics).

In a word it is someone who exhibits a humorously-to-irritatingly useless way of thinking.

So when people (mostly physics students) call someone a "fockhead" they are suggesting they are absolutely useless and a waste of time.

Disclaimer: It does not originate from the similar sounding swearword, "f-u-c-k", though it can sound similar to the non-scientifically literate so unsurprisingly it's most commonly used privately in scientific circles.

George is such an unbelievable fockhead. I asked him to help me with this school project and he turned it into a goddamn rube-goldberg machine. I can't work with this psycho fockhead!

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

by jpg3 December 3, 2010

fuckhead

fuckhead one who is a fuck and a shithead used when shithead alone is not offensive enough and stronger profanity is acceptable and you are not afraid to call someone a really foul name

dude wheres my goddamn fleets fuckhead

man i have not seen your goddamn fleets and i dont know what you are talking about fuckhead

dude you fuckhead you where the last one to see my goddamn fleets

man you better back off or youre gonna see more than goddamn fleets fuckhead

dude are threatening me

yes man im threatening you back off

wow dude youre really uptight

what do you expect fuckhead

wow dude i get you

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

Dildo Fuckhead

FAILURE. One so depraved, believed to have sprouted from the murder hole-a person so pathetic. One who fails at everything. Furthermore inclined to take it in the ass by strange Craigslist dudes in a van behind 7-11. Additionally, one who is unable to complete simple tasks and shirks every responsibility. A ne'er do anything. A constant emotional, physical and financial drain on all, society in general. A dildo fuckhead is one who's bathing and hygienic practices are unknown. A person who smells like butt rape, soiled clothes and big foots dick. A dildo fuckhead is a truly vile person who's chance encounter will leave you with scarred visions and emotional trauma.

Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.

Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!

by SocietyHouse January 13, 2010

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Fuckheadery

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).

Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.

by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010

fuckhead

A person who is a complete moron and/or pisses someone off.

The guy working at McDonald's is a fuckhead.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003