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Fo'n She'l

Extra British way of saying "fucking shithole".
Angry British Guy: BIRMINGHAM IS A FO'N SHE'L!!!!

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.
“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

Fo'Lincoln 

The Fo-Lincoln is just another way to say the .45 caliber. The Fo in Fo-Lincoln comes from west cost / los angeles slang meaning the number 4. The Lincoln in Fo-Lincoln derives from the 16th president, Abraham Lincoln who's portrait is featured on the $5 bill of U.S. currency. Take the Fo(4) and the Lincoln(5) and get Fo-Lincoln aka 45.
Aye , Homie pass the Fo'Lincoln !! These fools are set trippin on us...

You sons a bitches best get off my porch! Don't make me have to pull my Fo'Lincoln!
Fo'Lincoln by QC80SPEARS May 12, 2018
If something is over the top, or just crazy amazing. And just saying "lit" won't justify it's awesomeness.

In other words....Seriously lit
"Did you go to Justin's party last night? Dude it was fo lits!"
Fo Lits by FiveAlarmRiot February 7, 2018

besty fo life 

besty fo life... a friend u would never give up... no matter what. someone you can share secrets with. and just be a nerd (even if they r bein a booty about u bein a nerd! ) but w.e
jill: hey are u gonna come to the mall with me this weekend ?

sarah:no duh you're my besty fo life !!!!!!
besty fo life by meli193455 August 8, 2007