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To tell a story as if had actually happened to you, but the story involved actually happened to someone else or was made up entirely.

In honor of Fark.com member FNORGBY, who claimed that he had walked into Taco Bell, tried to pay with a $2 bill, and got into a big mess over whether $2 bills actually existed. It's a frickin' urban legend.
Nothing cool ever happens to me, so every now and then I fnorgby the story about using cruise-control as if it was automatic-pilot, and crashing my car.
fnorgby by Dangeresque July 28, 2004
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Fumbling for keys. Barney's dad claims to have invented the word in 19th episode("Legendaddy"), season 6 of How I Met Your Mother.
I invented the word Furgling. It means fumbling for keys.
furgling by ogion April 10, 2011

Furganize 

In Hebrew, to "Furganize", means to indulge in a favor but in a very friendly brotherhood kind of way. To uplift ones spirit by saying a kind word or doing a did with the best intentions for a person without any interest of your own.
Yesterday, my buddy Jonny was hitting on a girl in a bar and I furganized him by telling her good stuff about him so she will like him more and become fond of him.
Furganize by Carmonator June 9, 2018
Furry + Urges = Furges

Similar to horny, and can be used synonymously, but isn't limited to sexual situations.
The irresistible urge to partake in something related to the furry fandom.
Example 1
Person 1: My furges are uncontrollable
Person 2: Would you like to RP?
Person 1: Sure!

Example 2
Person 1: This new pokemon is trigger my furges I have to look them up on e621

Person 2: Get help
Furges by Dememe April 2, 2022
1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
Flurge by Stark Raven Mad October 28, 2008
A fart sound made by a massive explosion of gas while submerged in a bathtub with approximately 1 to 2 feet of water. The tub provides the perfect amount of reverb and acoustics; thus creating the furggle sound.
I rocked a monster furggle last night in the tub.
Furggle by Farty Willy June 4, 2017