To tell a story as if had actually happened to you, but the story involved actually happened to someone else or was made up entirely.
In honor of Fark.com member FNORGBY, who claimed that he had walked into Taco Bell, tried to pay with a $2 bill, and got into a big mess over whether $2 bills actually existed. It's a frickin' urban legend.
Nothing cool ever happens to me, so every now and then I fnorgby the story about using cruise-control as if it was automatic-pilot, and crashing my car.
In Hebrew, to "Furganize", means to indulge in a favor but in a very friendly brotherhood kind of way. To uplift ones spirit by saying a kind word or doing a did with the best intentions for a person without any interest of your own.
Yesterday, my buddy Jonny was hitting on a girl in a bar and I furganized him by telling her good stuff about him so she will like him more and become fond of him.
Similar to horny, and can be used synonymously, but isn't limited to sexual situations.
The irresistible urge to partake in something related to the furry fandom.
Example 1
Person 1: My furges are uncontrollable
Person 2: Would you like to RP?
Person 1: Sure!
Example 2
Person 1: This new pokemon is trigger my furges I have to look them up on e621
1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).
2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.
Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!
"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
A fart sound made by a massive explosion of gas while submerged in a bathtub with approximately 1 to 2 feet of water. The tub provides the perfect amount of reverb and acoustics; thus creating the furggle sound.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.