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1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
by Stark Raven Mad September 15, 2008
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A horribly ugly woman. They usually have cankles and can be described as a "harpy" "shrew" and/or "boner shrinker".
That woman is a flurge.

PS: i wish you could make more than one definition per name.
by this is getting old October 02, 2008
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A deflating, buzz-killing, emasculating woman
We were having an awesome time until she got home and flurged all over fantasy draft
by Forgottenman May 10, 2011
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The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.
"The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge"

"Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a Flurge"
by Argh!! October 09, 2008
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