FlyTrap 

a Women that needs sex badly and her vagina is tight and wont let your cock go until she has had her fill.

Mannnn that bird has a scary flytrap, i thought i was gonna loose it.

FlyTrap by flytrapmaster November 3, 2008

Flytrap 

A person that cannot handle another person. Weather it be in every day life or sexually.

Boy you don't know what you are getting yourself into, you're a flytrap.

Flytrap by Ayboyholla February 20, 2011

Flytrap 

A long-form response post or comment made in a Q&A scenario, which feigns genuine interest in answering the OP’s question or solving their plight in the first paragraph or two, but reveals the commenter’s ulterior motive upon further reading.

This motive could involve trying to convert the OP to the commenter’s religion, pushing political propaganda, pushing a sweeping lifestyle change like minimalism or veganism, attempted cult or MLM recruitment, or advertising a product or service.

It can also be a convoluted form of trolling, in which the flytrapper’s goal is to waste the OP’s time, give a false sense of security, then try to make them feel shame or embarrassment for asking the question in the first place.

Person A: Do you still use Quora?

Person B: Hell no, that place if full of flytrappers. Last post I made on there, I asked for advice on how to move on from my grandpa’s death. Everyone’s response looked like they were gonna help me with the mourning process, but then either tried to convert me to Christianity, Buddhism, or tried to sell me books or get me to sign up for websites that looked cult-y.

Flytrap by Shoobies898 May 20, 2025

Penis Flytrap 

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

Penis Flytrap by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

Penis flytrap 

An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!

Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!

In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!





Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.

Penis flytrap by Mark H May 15, 2005

Penis Flytrap 

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

Penis Flytrap by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Penis flytrap 

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

Penis flytrap by TheBeetle April 5, 2017