Definitions by Waterycute

Fluted 

Fellatio with anal penetration using a finger. Thought to be named after the shape of a flute resembling a penis, and the fingers covering the holds resembling the anal penetration. Could also be due to the fact that the word “glutes” often autocorrects to “flutes”.

I got fluted so hard last night, it was the best experience of my life.

Fluted by Waterycute June 10, 2024

suspurious 

Something that is both suspicious and a conspiracy.

"The fuckin assassination of president Kennedy was pretty suspurious."

suspurious by Waterycute April 15, 2019