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Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows
They are so soft, like flumps
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
by Flumpet January 27, 2020
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When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.
sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump
by schweatybawls March 31, 2011
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multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.
peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!
by me old fruity August 03, 2005
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Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.
Mum! Look at the flumps over there!
by BarmyBatman May 18, 2016
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adj. A portmanteau of "fat" and "plump," usually reserved for describing poultry while it is still alive.
"Damn, yo, dat chick is flump."
by Penile Bleeding April 08, 2012
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