Flumps 

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

Flumps by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Flumps 

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

Flumps by me old fruity August 29, 2005

Flumps 

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.

Flumps by wyli August 2, 2005

flumpf 

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Fluppsen 

Being an idiot. When someone says something exceptionally stupid and/or just in general acting dumb. Someone who is a "fluppsen" often acts as if he knows a lot and knows about things, but can often be proven wrong by simply questioning him/her.

Chad just asked if I got ebola from visiting Asia, he's such a fluppsen!

Fluppsen by Ioniz November 5, 2014

Flumpy 

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019