flumph 

a round jellyfish like creature with tentacles. Often described as "Weird" by people.

Whoa, man, look at that jellyfish thingie! What is that? A flumph?

flumph by MRDOD October 27, 2003

Flumph 

Verb to describe the movement and result of a dog that sits its belly down on the floor in such a way that all its fur moves outwards across the floor.

The spaniel looked insanely cute when it flumphed on the carpet.

Flumph by Gay-9 March 14, 2019

Flumph 

An onomatopoeia to describe the sound of a pillow hitting something.

"Flumph!" said the pillow, as Bob swiftly clouted Sarah in the face with it.

Flumph by jeffthejiff December 28, 2005

flumph 

To shrug your shoulders carelessly at something or someone with no energy.

The arab shrugged his shoulders carelessly and said 'flumph'

flumph by bananaaa25595 November 30, 2011

flumph 

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

flumph by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Flumph 

A meaningless word you use to prove a point.

Nah that's flumph.

Flumph by pseudonym2025 December 31, 2024

flumpf 

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019