Definitions by usmanisabitch

E-peen 

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

E-peen by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

flumph 

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

flumph by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019