A flamminababbitapannitajampkin is what you call someone who's flappin around like a bapkin while you're also trying to bapkin, usually they're also using chapstick and too many napkins.
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin', flappin' around like a bapkin', flamminababbitapannitajampkin
The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.