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A synonym meaning fake, or hoein.
Bro you fummin right now.
Fummin by Kutter September 25, 2014
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The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Fumming by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

Foot Fummies 

Fum in between the toes of one’s foot
Wow! I can’t believe I got Foot Fummies again!
Foot Fummies by onefummieboi August 15, 2018
The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.
After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.
Fumming by Luke the Snook June 12, 2011
An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure
Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
Fumming by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019
The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
fumming by The Letter M July 28, 2008