hoein

When you put your boyfriend or girlfriend before you other friends.

Friend1:Man, Did you see Savannahs myspace top? She put chris before us.

Friend2: I know ! She's hoein !

by Emishhbabee April 21, 2010

Hoein

Roasting someone or doing something they don’t deserve

Girl 1: Boy 1, you look sped as fuck in your jeans
Boy 1: Why you hoein me for no reason

by StopHoeinMe😭 September 23, 2022

Hoein

the act of a female who takes the lyrics to Snoop Dogg's record too literally.ie.,somehow ending up with multiple dicks in every hole (a video camara and microphone insertion may be involved)

When we up in thu houze tonite, we gonna be straight hoein !!!!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

Hoein Or Goin

When a bitch wanna show up to the party and drink all your liquor and smoke all your weed without pitching in and being a mooch so you give her 2 options she sucks everyones dick or she can kick rocks as in get the fuck out!!!

That bitch shannon didn't pay her way, she's either Hoein or Goin!

by Stoni tha boss November 18, 2017

Hoein’ season

Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season

Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*

Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.

by Hoein1season April 16, 2019

heinerscheid

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.

"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

by tick_tock February 3, 2018