flumkin

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

by Master Exploder 69 March 1, 2009

flumkin

The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

by Always_That_Guy June 17, 2008

Flumkin

Just like a blumkin, it is done on the toilet. Having sex on the toilet while taking a shit.

I was taking a dump. My girl came in. We made love for hours. On the toilet. I gave her some good flumkin.

by Xoxodevilish July 8, 2021

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

fluskin

or fluski: a cat, often used in a playful or adoring way.

"Fluskin, where is your toy" Or can also be used as an adjective "Where is your Fluskin Toy" (talking to the cat) ... "Oh, look at the cute Fluskin"

by Peter Jakes February 8, 2008

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011