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Flumblumpshaus 

Big...Juicy..Thick...Plump...Chunky...Pudgy
She has a Flumblumpshaus booty....He received a Flumblumpshaus hug ... That kiss was so Flumblumpshaus... That Flumblumpshaus steak looks so delicious
Flumblumpshaus by LadyBird80 November 30, 2014

Flarblewumple 

Don't be such a flarblewumple
Flarblewumple by Dr . Plague April 12, 2022

FlumbleGummoxed 

The state of being hilariously confused, clumsily overwhelmed, or caught in a chaotic situation with no clear escape—often with a side of panic, embarrassment, or existential dread.
I tried to file my taxes, make dinner, and fix the Wi-Fi at the same time, and ended up completely FlumbleGummoxed.
He walked into the wrong Zoom meeting, started presenting, and only realised five minutes in. Pure FlumbleGummoxed energy.

Fumblegump

To become unintentionally awkward, inarticulate, or socially outmatched in front of someone one is romantically interested in—especially when perceived as naïve, inferior, or overshadowed by a more confident rival; to play the earnest fool while another man plays the hero.
“To become unintentionally awkward, inarticulate, or socially outmatched in front of someone one is romantically interested in—especially when perceived as naïve, inferior, or overshadowed by a more confident rival; to play the earnest fool while another man plays the hero.”

As a noun: “That dinner wasn’t a date—it was a full-blown fumblegump.”