FluggerMuffin 

A profanity used by many christians who refuse to swear.

"FLUGGERMUFFIN! I STUBBED MY TOE!"

"I can't believe you just slept with my girlfriend you unbelievable Fluggermuffin!"

"Wow... you are a fluggermuffin and a half."

FluggerMuffin by NotChristian September 30, 2010

fudggermuffins 

Instead of saying fuck, or any other foul language, especially when there are young children around. Its just as meaningful, if everyone knows what it means, plus the fact that it is fun to say, and it avoids getting dirty looks and getting yelled at by teachers.

Girl 1: Did you remember to get the money from your mom.

Girl 2: Fu.. I mean fudggermuffins, I forgot.

Girl 1: Why you say that?

Girl 2: I don't want my 5 year old cousin to hear that stuff.

fudggermuffins by handspringgirl97 January 23, 2011

fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.

The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart

fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

Fludgemuffin 

An strange yet amazing individual who we shall forever miss with all our hearts

D: "I miss Fludgemuffin so much"
T: "I can still remember his bio. He loved amine and Pokemon so much."

Fludgemuffin by Deltagamer026 aka 'Hurricane9' July 24, 2023

Faggermuffin 

A more fun way to say fag, but not in a rude way, in a funny way.

Person 1: Haha yr a loser
Person 2: I see my little friend is a faggermuffin ^__^

Faggermuffin by Lovelytoes June 27, 2007

flubbermuffin

your best friend

You: "Hey, flubbermuffin!"
Bestie: "Yes?"

flubbermuffin by flubbermuffin-elphaba November 22, 2011

Fluffermuffin 

The vomit that is over 80% cum after a fluffer (from the porn industry) throws up after a full days work.

Damn! thats a big fluffermuffin!

Fluffermuffin by Duechy Mc'Baggins July 14, 2010