The hottest person in Bemis JH. So confident, so smart, and so stinky. Enjoys stealing things from little children, and saying “pop it squish” in inappropriate situations.
You broke your ankle stage-diving, received medical attention backstage, and then got to meet the entire band who invited you to spend your two-month convalescence at their country manor while they recorded their new album, regularly asking for your artistic input and dubious vocal talents as backup singer? You flukey bastard.