flucation 

noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.

"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."

flucation by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009

flucation 

Vacation days based on the excuse that you may possibly have swine flu.

Larry is taking a flucation. He wasn't feeling well, so the boss told him not to bring any germs in here.

flucation by techegirl2 October 20, 2009

swine flucation 

The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.

Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.

We have nothing planned for the kids during their Swine Flucation, since the schools closed.

swine flucation by matadorcab May 1, 2009

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.

Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.

Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

butt fluctuation 

the movement of curvy butts when women walk in tight jeans or shorts.

dude,behold the butt fluctuation of that gal in white shorts.

butt fluctuation by sudhanshuranjan April 29, 2008