flu manchu 

The corona virus; Covid-19.

Dude: Man, I'm not feelin' so hot.

Dude 2: Maybe you have flu manchu?

flu manchu by RobinGoodfellow1 March 9, 2020

Flu manchu 

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

Flu manchu by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

Fumanchuesday 

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}

Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!

Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010

Fumanchuneral

(noun) - a very sad day celebrating the life of a man who wore a fumanchu; this term can also refer to an open casket visitation in which the deceased bears a fumanchu on his face.

Side note: A man cannot wear a fumanchu in the afterlife, unless he has a Fumanchuneral.

When Hulk Hogan dies, he will have a Fumanchuneral.

Fumanchuneral by The Foo Man December 15, 2010

Fumanchuness 

enahancing the volume of one's facial hair in the style of a fu manchu.

Tim: "Dude you've been growing your facial hair quite well!"
Jake: "Yeah man, I just wanted to give it a bit more fumanchuness."

Fumanchuness by nippletitties99 March 6, 2013

fumanchu 

a funny lookin' way to have facial hair, usually oriental in style

Hey! Look at the dude with the fumanchu!

fumanchu by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Fumanchu 

A funny way to call on somebody who does martial arts.

Holy shit that fight got real quick, that dude went all fumanchu on that nigga.

Fumanchu by Reptilewins May 18, 2016