2 definitions by Cory Massaro

Flotsam

The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

"My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants."

by Cory Massaro September 11, 2007

Flotsam Jumper

After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

"My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."

by Cory Massaro September 11, 2007