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florida snow 

That is an example of an oxymoron.
Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.
florida snow by Clinker May 24, 2008

Florida Snowball Fight 

When a group of people (commonly Floridians) all go to Home Depot, buy a bunch of lightbulbs and throw them at each other.
Oh man I tell ya’, you soft kids nowadays ain’t ready for the Florida snowball fight. Me and ol’ Jeff over there always used to play that on Christmas Day

Florida snowblower 

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth
Florida snowblower by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025