Florida Home Run

One sexual step further than what the rest of America considers a sexual "home run". One step further than "going all the way".

He went on a date with her and hit a Florida home run

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flordia home run

a phrase used on American Housewife that apparently is actually undefined as sexual maneuver, though they indicate that it would involve one partner leaning forward.

He's a preacher's son, he'd never do a flordia home run, he only has sex in the missionary position.

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There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.

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Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

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