Floraphilia
Floraphilia by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019
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Example 1:
Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.
Example 2:
Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.
Example 2:
Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
floraphile by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014
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Floraphile
A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.
Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018
floraphile
It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile
floraphile by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018
bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026