Flomonia

It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.

She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.

Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.

Ah man, I’ve gone and caught that Flomonia you were talking about.

Flomonia by Notflo February 28, 2019

flumoniagitis 

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.

After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.

flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

flumonia 

Any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. Commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.

I went to my brother-in-law's school play and came home with flumonia.

flumonia by solareclipse2 March 16, 2009

Flumonia 

The synergistic "Super-bug" that is spawned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. This is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu...and is more on-par with the fabled SuperFlu from the movie "The Stand".

Monday
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.

Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?

Flumonia by archyis October 8, 2009

flumonia 

when you get pneumonia after the flu

Omg wait I have flumonia now because I had the flu for too long ☹️

flumonia by slayslayqueenie January 1, 2023

FluMonia 

a mix of the flu and nemonia..

well, at least thas what big ace said...fat ass nigga.. anyway....heres an example

EEEW, that nigga right thurr shoulda stayed home, he got that case of flumonia.

FluMonia by babygirlANB February 10, 2005