Flomonia

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It’s a disease with no cure. Flomonia is when you fall in love, become infactuated, obsessed, with Florence.

She is there in everything you do, everything you see. You have constant reminders and what to send her memes because they “relate to you two”.

Flomonia is highly contagious and terminal. Whilst you may learn to live with your symptoms, you’ll never recover.

Ah man, I’ve gone and caught that Flomonia you were talking about.

Flomonia by Notflo February 28, 2019

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flumoniagitis

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.

After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.

flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

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flumonia

Any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. Commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.

I went to my brother-in-law's school play and came home with flumonia.

flumonia by solareclipse2 March 16, 2009

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Flumonia

The synergistic "Super-bug" that is spawned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. This is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu...and is more on-par with the fabled SuperFlu from the movie "The Stand".

Monday
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.

Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?

Flumonia by archyis October 8, 2009

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flumonia

when you get pneumonia after the flu

Omg wait I have flumonia now because I had the flu for too long ☹️

flumonia by slayslayqueenie January 1, 2023

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FluMonia

a mix of the flu and nemonia..

well, at least thas what big ace said...fat ass nigga.. anyway....heres an example

EEEW, that nigga right thurr shoulda stayed home, he got that case of flumonia.

FluMonia by babygirlANB February 10, 2005

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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