Flomer

Someone who pretends to be living their best life while secretly relying entirely on their mom's bank account and support. Typically characterized by posting aspirational social media content while having their bills, rent, and brunch tabs covered by maternal funding.

1. "I thought I was done being a flomer after college, but here I am asking my mom to Venmo me for rent."

2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"

Flomer by neilpocalypse December 29, 2024

Drop a flower

To fart

Ex excuse me, did you drop a flower?

Drop a flower by Edamommie July 24, 2021

Flowers from 1970 

a dreamnotfound fanfiction THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE /hj it’s a beautiful written story by a amazingly talented writer. it will break your heart in the end though. basically it’s a story when dream who lives in 1970 and george who lives in 2020 communicate through a telephone even though their 50 years apart, eventually they fall in love and eventually you’ll get your heart broken :) wonderful story would 100% recommend just.. prepare urself.

oh my god if i read flowers from 1970 one more time i think i’ll need a therapist

Flowers from 1970 by jainotfound April 19, 2021

just look at the flowers 

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.

carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.

just look at the flowers by silverd0e April 29, 2014

Flowers from 1970 

A (very sad) fanfiction based around the ship 'DreamNotFound', a popular pairing between Minecraft YouTubers/Twitch Streamers Dream and GeorgeNotFound. The story consists of a tale about George discovering the fact that he can communicate with Dream, a boy who lived in his house 50 years before, via an old rotary telephone. With beautiful writing and a tragic ending, 'Flowers from 1970' has received much praise from the dsmp fandom, along with over 6 million reads. The story originates from ao3, where the author ,"astronimica", first uploaded it. Due to popular demand, (and requests from fans who were interested in reading the story, but didn't feel like making an ao3 account), Astro reuploaded the story on Wattpad as well. A sequel, titled 'Unchained Melody' was also created, but has currently been taken down, due to its "need of editing" according to Astro, since they had accidently and unknowingly crossed some of the streamers' boundaries throughout the story. It's unclear when the sequel will be reposted.

"You said it yourself. Flowers from 1970 couldn't last that long."

Flowers from 1970 by ChickenScrxtch82 May 26, 2021

Flowerchild 

A boy or girl who loves all living things including nature and who always believes that there is a non-violent way to resolve any conflict.

The boy smiled as he broke up the fight, for he was a flowerchild.

Flowerchild by BarrelOfCats August 18, 2018

Flower Husbands 

The online relationship between solidaritygaming (jimmy ) and Dangthatsalongname (Scott)

Their relationship is seen in 3rd life first and now empires smp

I read flower husbands fanfics

Flower Husbands by flowerhusbandshipper January 20, 2022