Flirtosis

The disease of which one can not control their flirting.

Karl, you need to get some pills for your flirtosis. You got a serious problem bud.

by Sourscout December 3, 2011

glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

by three-m January 13, 2010

Flirtinista

A term used to define an attractive sophisticated woman who knows how to successfully flirt with a man in any situation. She also has a penchant for creating new ways of flirting.

Kim always gets the hottest guys to flirt with her. I know right, she's a real flirtinista.

by jermaidan October 18, 2011

Flirtass

1)A guy that likes to flirt around with his girlfriend and has a great looking ass
2) a nickname couples give each other, typically girlfriends say it

"Awww you're such a flirtass babe"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

Spinal Fartosis

It is a medical condition when you fart and it travels to your brain through your spine and becomes a shitty thought or an idea.

Bro, your jokes suck and your ideas are ever shitty. I think you have spinal fartosis.

by Mr. Brains December 8, 2020