Definitions by Gothgirlforever2000

Neopoliatan Special

When having sex with a female on her period and using your jizz as the cream, her shit as a chocolate soft serve, and her period blood as the technical "strawberry" into whats called the neopoliatan special

Hey dude have you heard of the neopoliatan special?

Yo, that neopoliatan special is sexy

Neopoliatan Special by Gothgirlforever2000 February 9, 2026

Flirtass 

1)A guy that likes to flirt around with his girlfriend and has a great looking ass
2) a nickname couples give each other, typically girlfriends say it

"Awww you're such a flirtass babe"

Flirtass by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

Crusty dick syndrome 

A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.

Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"

Crusty dick syndrome by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019