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Flirtbook 

Some random friend of Matt's just totally liked all of my bikini pics on flirtbook.
Flirtbook by TheRealAwhit May 12, 2011
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Flirtbook 

To flirt with somebody overtime on Facebook because your both too shy to break the ice. Flirtbooking starts with clicking "like" on all of their post's, then comments on it to saying pictures of them are cute. Eventually you're drunk and message them at 2:46 in the morning.
Yeah I met Sara at the bar a few weeks ago but I'm not sure if she's into me so I'll just flirtbook with her and see what happens.
Flirtbook by moonshine69 April 4, 2011

flirtbook fools 

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.
*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.

Flirtbooking

Using Facebook or another social networking site to flirt with old acquaintances or newly networked friends. Usually used as an icebreaker or foreplay before actually meeting up in person and doing the 'deed'.
"It took a month of flirtbooking before that chick I went to high school with decided to 'get together' "
Flirtbooking by WIllDawg April 23, 2009

Flirtback 

Reciprocal flirtation with a girl or guy, signaling a mutual interest in taking things up a notch.
1. There were so many cute girls that seemed interested in me at the party, but I suck at the flirtback. I went home alone.

2. I got the flirtback from her last night, so I'm definitely asking her out!

3. Dude, she was all over you're ass, gotta step up your flirtback!!
Flirtback by JaneeBananee September 18, 2010

facebook flipbook 

As you are stalking your faux friend's new photo album on Facebook, paying close attention, you realize that two pictures in a row look peculiarly similar. So you press the left arrow to look at the first picture again. And then you press the right arrow to look at the second picture again. And then you continue to press left and right again and again so that it looks like your friend is moving. Flipping popcorn in his mouth. Crushing that beer can. Kicking rocks. Alas! Facebook Flipbook.
Dude. Did you catch that Facebook Flipbook of Nick? I kept pressing left and right, and it looked like his pants were disappearing and then reappearing.
facebook flipbook by JaclynR January 18, 2010

Fartbook 

A vulgar yet humorous way to refer to Facebook
God damn it, Fartbook won't load up again!
Fartbook by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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