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Firebook  

The addicting website that stomped Myspace into its final grave, called Facebook. The site that our world revolves around today. Also commonly referred to as Crackbook due to its overall addictive power.
Dude can I use your computer when your done?

Hold on I am checkin my Firebook... what do you need it for?

Man you know I've gota check up on my Firebook too... I might have a new comment from a chick thats straight FIRE!


Firebook by DurtySouthernPride January 27, 2009
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firmbook postage 

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
firmbook postage by Chris Willis September 15, 2006
Related Words
a cooler way to say "facebook"

pronounced: fa-is-book
I went on ficebook today and wrote on my friend's wall
ficebook by Rokoo January 27, 2009
When the head is so fire you ook in her throat and it come out her nose.
Dude I head mopped savage an firesook like a runny nose.
Firesook by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026