flipping burgers

according to one stereotype, the thing you will absolutely do for your lifetime if you don't study hard enough

Son: *chilling in room*
Mom: hey you what the fuck are you doing, better go study something so you won't be flipping burgers
Son: *sigh*

by existential can it run crysis March 7, 2019

flipping burgers

To flip someone's burgers is to touch or grab the nipples (see burgers) of another person.

He's been flipping burgers with every girl at the party.

Lia was flipping Nick's burgers.

by Cabarette April 30, 2008

flipping burgers

An act of "beating the meat" by standing up, with the palm holding the dick from the side (as opposed to from the bottom), not unlike the handle of a spatula, and at the time of climax, jerking said meat skywards, thus causing the "burger" to flip.

Dude: So how was your lonely night in then bro?

Bro: Dude, I got some mickey d's and some back door sluts 9. Man, I was flipping burgers all night SON!!

by live jam September 28, 2008

Flipping burgers

To use instead of using wtf in a sentence.

What the flipping burgers is going on around here,I leave for five minutes and now this.

by Little SlovAK November 17, 2017

Flipping Burgers

What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.

Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...

by Pialinist September 4, 2023

Flipping burgers at minimum wage

a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs

Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025

have fun flipping burgers

Said seriously or jokingly on forums when someone is doing poorly in school and notifies others of it, even for slight failures that will obviously not have a big impact on their education, such as a 3.9 GPA.

"I just got an 80 on an AP physics test..."

"Lmfao have fun flipping burgers."

by TheGreatShuriko November 15, 2009