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Flinking 

The act of floating and drinking

You wear a life jacket like a diaper, get in the water and float near the boat while drinking.
Lets take the boat out and do some flinking.

It's a great day to do some flinking.
Flinking by Kenny Kaup August 17, 2013

Flinking 

Floating and drinking = flinking. Drinking alcoholic beverages while floating in a body of water (usually a pool or the ocean).
We spent most of our time flinking in the adult pool during our vacation in Cabo San Lucas this year.
Flinking by JAKSKI January 15, 2016

Flinking 

1. Spacing out.

2. Neither Floating nor sinking.
1. "Wake up. You were flinking."

2. "That balloon with a rock tied to it is flinking."
Flinking by emainiac September 16, 2008

Flinking your doydle 

A term to describe an act to pleasure yourself. Could be used in the context for actually "pleasuring yourself" or doing an activity that you like because self-care is beautiful.
Teenager discovering himself: Who knew that Flinking your doydle could be so empowering?!

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit in a tub of mayonnaise

Dude 2: Sure dude 1, whatever flinks your doydle
Flinking your doydle by El Gefe March 8, 2021

flunkonometrics 

The practice of completely and utterly failing at a school or work-related project, test, or paper.
Person 1: Yo! How did you do on that test!?
Person 2: I failed it so bad I might as well have a degree in flunkonometrics.

flinkin' 

Floatin' and Drinkin'
Let's head to the lake this weekend and go flinkin'
flinkin' by Hat Doctor February 22, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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