Flinkon

It's used similar to bitch but meaning an idiot who is annoying and doesn't shut up or a person who does not shut the fuck up

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLINKON!
SHUT UP FLINKON!

by shkuwari 7a November 16, 2021

Flinking

The act of floating and drinking

You wear a life jacket like a diaper, get in the water and float near the boat while drinking.

Lets take the boat out and do some flinking.

It's a great day to do some flinking.

by Kenny Kaup August 17, 2013

Flinking

Floating and drinking = flinking. Drinking alcoholic beverages while floating in a body of water (usually a pool or the ocean).

We spent most of our time flinking in the adult pool during our vacation in Cabo San Lucas this year.

by JAKSKI January 15, 2016

Flinking

1. Spacing out.

2. Neither Floating nor sinking.

1. "Wake up. You were flinking."

2. "That balloon with a rock tied to it is flinking."

by emainiac September 16, 2008

Flinking your doydle

A term to describe an act to pleasure yourself. Could be used in the context for actually "pleasuring yourself" or doing an activity that you like because self-care is beautiful.

Teenager discovering himself: Who knew that Flinking your doydle could be so empowering?!

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit in a tub of mayonnaise

Dude 2: Sure dude 1, whatever flinks your doydle

by El Gefe March 8, 2021

flunkonometrics

The practice of completely and utterly failing at a school or work-related project, test, or paper.

Person 1: Yo! How did you do on that test!?
Person 2: I failed it so bad I might as well have a degree in flunkonometrics.

by definitionmakerof2017 April 30, 2019

flinkin'

Floatin' and Drinkin'

Let's head to the lake this weekend and go flinkin'

by Hat Doctor February 22, 2021