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An adjective commonly used in southeastern vernacular to describe a person who is uncommonly uncoordinated in a spastically comical way. While this trait is typically entertaining to observe, it renders the person entirely useless in any productive endeavor as they are unlikely to complete their task well, if at all due to their uncoordinated clumsiness.

his person has an overtly awkward graceless manner. Any task they perform is very distracting because their extreme lack of coordination allows them to be defeated by the simplest of tasks and the smallest of inanimate objects. Their methods and postures are always bizarre and physically inefficient making any observer unable to look away from the train wreck of the person's distracting movements. Photographic and video documentations of their activities are commonly found on de-motivational posters and failblog.
"He is too flickty to play a sport involving running AND catching."

"Hell no, you can't be on my team; you're too damn flickty!"

"Her flickty self fell on her face while running down the field with no obstacle in sight."

"That flickty cat couldn't catch a bird, even if it was missing a wing, a leg, and a prayer."

"That's an elite battle; you better let me do that before your flickty self gets killed."
Flickty by Elusive Alchemist September 18, 2011
Words you can keep
A pen Knife
Usuall used as a weapon of harm and Used by roadmen
"we bout to do dis ting yeah. you man bring your flicky, rambos and straps yeah"
Flicky by multicolouredrainbow October 15, 2014
EXCELLENT Sega Genesis game, not a Sega Saturn game. This game has tons of replay value and is just so damn fun! You are a Flicky bird who must save his chicks while avoiding Tigers, not foxes! Get your inormation straight. And the game kicks ass!
Flicky is a uncommonly known treasure in the catalogue of classic Sega games.
flicky by Beautiful Scars May 17, 2005

flicktarded 

to be afflicted or retarded, in otherwords to be a total dumbass.
Why would he sniff pixie stix in class?
-I dont know, maybe because he a DUMBSHIT...
Yeah that kid fucking flicktarded
-Maybe it cause his mom dropped him on his head.
flicktarded by BLACKB0MBER April 4, 2008

Flickted 

Carrol County Maryland speak for a retarded person.
Damn Jeremy, you are so fucking flickted.
Flickted by yellow finch June 22, 2011

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

Flickity 

Anything that is photo worthy for purposes of social media sharing
Did you see what bro was driving? That jawn was flickity
Flickity by Bruno Scarz June 15, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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