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noun,

1. Workout-inspired selfie

2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing

3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media
1. After my workout at Youfit Health Clubs, I was so swole I had to take a flexie to photograph my progress for all my peeps

2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!

3. Check out my before and after flexie
Flexie by Youfit Health Clubs October 8, 2013
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Flexie-Cookie

n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.

When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.

An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!

or

Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?

Flexie Jabber 

to have sexaul Intercourse without having a full erection.
"She came on my Flexie Jabber"
Flexie Jabber by xGRUNDYxBRUTEx November 26, 2023

Flexin' Hard 

Posturing in a display of power and status to assert dominance over weaker, beta males, particularly in situations or contexts that rappers often find themselves. To maximize, inflate and obscenely flaunt one's strength, aggression, wealth, style, and pussy crushing ability to a degree that haters cower and feel less of a man in your presence.
"Come drink tequila in my VIP cabana pool" commanded the rapper to the set of hot Asian sluts, Flexin' Hard on some pussy-ass little boys and taking their bitches, shitting all over their day at Wet Republic.
Flexin' Hard by Filth Ninja January 23, 2018

HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS
i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.
HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

young flexer 

the one and only yoo kihyun of monsta x! he's the best vocalist in the world, with a heart of gold. he is hardworking, funny, sweet, kind, handsome, caring and loves puppies and kids. kihyun is one of the kindest and most sincere people you'll ever come across. he's a fluffy babie and must be protected at all costs. the entire package if you ask me
person #1: who is that? he's a babie
monbebe: that's our young flexer, kihyun!
young flexer by mxclub June 17, 2020

Flexin’ Drip 

Flexin’ Drip
Is when you Proudly show off the material things you’ve worked hard to get in life.
boasting about your belongings.

self-praise one’s living possessions.
Person 1 : I see you bought a new car and a buss-down watch bro,
Person 2 : You already know how I’m Coming when I’m Flexin’ Drip.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei