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flexi

a flexi is an incredibly gifted female athlete who has extraordinary abilities of contortion, incredible power, amazing speed, extreme aggression, massive sex appeal and an exceptional physique.
holy hell, did you see that roller derby jammer? what a star-studded flexi!

when that flexi body slammed the other player, i thought it was all over.

if we had a whole team of flexis, we would annihilate those amazons.

serena williams is a total flexi.
by lustylove February 3, 2010
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Flexi

Incredible flexibility that looks attractive

Yoga girls often get defined as this
She's super flexi!
by Yogafire12 June 2, 2017
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Flexi

A awesome kid who lifts gets swole and parties like a frat boy who just found out he got a girl pregnant, his somers consist of hanging out with friends and doing dumb shit like packing hogs and going to the beach to get slammed
Yo we should get Flexi over here then it will be a bash
by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019
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Flexi

A super erect penis.. That is kind of smelly but has a few weird hairs and a few boils and pimples.. Its not a good thing.. It also bends to one side..
Jeremy has a total flexi..
by TruthSayer3451 September 28, 2011
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Flexi

Super cool guy that lifts weights and parties like a frat boy that just found out he got some thot pregnant, he is from Ipswich and in the inner does dumb shit like go to the beach get slammed and pack some hogs... boob lounges are welcome,
Yo we should get Flexi here then it will be a real bash
by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019
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Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
by LabMom January 21, 2010
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Flexi-shagger

Someone who fits easily into their partners sexual cycle. chur AS - 2018
"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018
by sage wolf August 13, 2018
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