by TheBustedNut December 21, 2010
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The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
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Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.
by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018
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His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.
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1. The study or practice of understanding the body’s physical, energetic, and sensory responses in the pursuit of pleasure.
2. A system of techniques, alignments, and frequencies designed to maximize bodily resonance, orgasmic response, and intimate awareness.
3. (figurative) The mathematical and energetic language of flesh, movement, and sensation.
1. The study or practice of understanding the body’s physical, energetic, and sensory responses in the pursuit of pleasure.
2. A system of techniques, alignments, and frequencies designed to maximize bodily resonance, orgasmic response, and intimate awareness.
3. (figurative) The mathematical and energetic language of flesh, movement, and sensation.
1. “She spent years mastering her Fleshmatics, learning how every touch and pulse could elevate her pleasure to a new level.”
2. “Through careful Fleshmatics, he could read her body like a map, predicting every shiver, moan, and tremor.”
3. “The course taught advanced Fleshmatics, showing how energy and sensation flow together in perfect harmony.”
2. “Through careful Fleshmatics, he could read her body like a map, predicting every shiver, moan, and tremor.”
3. “The course taught advanced Fleshmatics, showing how energy and sensation flow together in perfect harmony.”
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