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Fleshtanic by TheBustedNut December 21, 2010
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Freshmanic Depression
noun
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Freshmanic Depression by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
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Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.
freshmanic by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018
freshmanic
Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,
His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.
freshmanic by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023
Fleshmatics
Fleshmatics (noun) flehsh-MAT-iks
1. The study or practice of understanding the body’s physical, energetic, and sensory responses in the pursuit of pleasure.
2. A system of techniques, alignments, and frequencies designed to maximize bodily resonance, orgasmic response, and intimate awareness.
3. (figurative) The mathematical and energetic language of flesh, movement, and sensation.
1. The study or practice of understanding the body’s physical, energetic, and sensory responses in the pursuit of pleasure.
2. A system of techniques, alignments, and frequencies designed to maximize bodily resonance, orgasmic response, and intimate awareness.
3. (figurative) The mathematical and energetic language of flesh, movement, and sensation.
1. “She spent years mastering her Fleshmatics, learning how every touch and pulse could elevate her pleasure to a new level.”
2. “Through careful Fleshmatics, he could read her body like a map, predicting every shiver, moan, and tremor.”
3. “The course taught advanced Fleshmatics, showing how energy and sensation flow together in perfect harmony.”
2. “Through careful Fleshmatics, he could read her body like a map, predicting every shiver, moan, and tremor.”
3. “The course taught advanced Fleshmatics, showing how energy and sensation flow together in perfect harmony.”
Fleshmatics by Dimitri P the Author September 7, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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