2 definitions by Avery Fredericks
A team effort in which two or more individuals procrastinate together. This is used so each individual doesn't feel bad about not doing their work. This mutually beneficial program is a great time to do nothing as a pair or group.
Coprocrastination begins with the introduction of a "procrastalyst," which is a person/event/random thing that acts as the initial distractor and is used as a reason to not do work.
Coprocrastination begins with the introduction of a "procrastalyst," which is a person/event/random thing that acts as the initial distractor and is used as a reason to not do work.
B-girl: Hey, how far are you on Dr. Cobb's essay?
D-rock: I'm watching "The Office." That's how far I am.
B-girl: Good. Wanna talk on the phone while simultaneously facebooking? I really don't feel like starting this paper.
D-rock: I'm always down for some coprocrastination!
D-rock: I'm watching "The Office." That's how far I am.
B-girl: Good. Wanna talk on the phone while simultaneously facebooking? I really don't feel like starting this paper.
D-rock: I'm always down for some coprocrastination!
by Avery Fredericks November 11, 2009
noun
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 18, 2010