Flaxbag

A bag made of flax, its a flaxbag

Person A: Look! Is that bag made of flax?
Person B: Flaxbag :)

Flaxbag by Ares222022 November 14, 2021

flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

flabagasted 

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

flabagasted by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

flabagasted 

i think its spelled like that
flabagasted means u are stuck for words and dont no what to say

I was completely flabagasted

flabagasted by Stef S August 4, 2005

Flabagoozle 

A word that can mean anything and EVERYTHING. Use it whenever you see fit. It can be a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc... Go crazy with this word! That's the reason for it's existance (:

Man, that girl that just walked by was so flabagoozle!

Sarah and Bobby were flabagoozled when they saw that homeless man!

I feel like I totally flabagoozled that flabagoozle.

Flabagoozle by latenightcraving May 15, 2010

flabagastic 

she or he gives themselves to much credit

shes acting mad flabagastic.

flabagastic by north bergen January 15, 2009