Flavor blast

To ejaculate within the mouth of your unsuspecting significant other during a routine act of fellatio with great speed
. Usually accomplished by holding back until the right time when they can't pull their head away.

" She/He was not expecting me to flavor blast his/her mouth after 30 long minutes of sucking"

by Initial Buret Volume August 28, 2019

Five Flavor Finger Blast

A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.

Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.

by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish

by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017

Flavor Bastard

1: A person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.

Example 1- Person A: I love ranch dressing, I put it on all my foods. Person B: You flavor bastard

Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.

by Cha0s0rder October 1, 2013

flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.

I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth

by alsdfjalsfj December 9, 2013

Flavor Blasted

When you get so high you could eat multiple pounds of Goldfish snacks

I smoked last night and I was completely Flavor Blasted.

by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020