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Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better
β€œBro you good?” β€œYo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”
by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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When you get so high you could eat multiple pounds of Goldfish snacks
I smoked last night and I was completely Flavor Blasted.
by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020
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To be flavorblasted, a member of either gender must eat a bag, or a large amount, of flavorblasted Goldfish. Once the fingers have a healthy coating of cheese, salt, etc, one can "flavorblast" their own anal cavity, or someone else's. Usually, the activity ends here, but in some states, the person who did the flavorblasting can eat the residue from the anal canal.
"Steve, hurry up and finish those Goldfish, I've been waiting to get flavorblasted for twenty minutes."
by Bbc69 October 02, 2014
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When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long
Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.
by hanagivesblowjobs August 18, 2015
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When a man is getting head and doesn't warn the girl before he cums so it shoots her in the face.
"I didn't have time to tell her I was about to cum so I flavor-blasted that face."
by HeremySnuu December 09, 2020
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When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 04, 2018
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