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Most notorious crime lords in the UK. Destined to become the next Pablo Escobars of the drug trade. Have connections to all the mafias worldwide. Allegations claiming that they control a worldwide pedophile ring. If you know a flavell, do not cross them. They will either:
a) kill you

b) rape you

c) do both
Him: That Flavell tried to sexually harass me the other day
Flavell by N1SS4N GTR March 29, 2020
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Natalia flavell 

The most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Kinda hearted with a smile that brings warmth and joy. Natalia can be a violent and sarcastic but its all loving. A simp at heart but will never admit to it she is a blessing to have in your life.
Natalia is perfect.
Natalia flavell is the most perfect girl in the world
Natalia flavell by Ahtee24 July 2, 2022

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Weston Favell Academy 

A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.

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do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!

Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!

If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.

If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.

Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.

Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy

today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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