Flagellum 

Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself

Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!

Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!

Flagellum by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009

flagellum 

1:The part of its body a bacteria uses to move
2:The few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.These rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. Must be in a clump with several hairs. Most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.These hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. Found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.

Example 1:What interesting flagellum on that paramecium
Example 2:
Harry: hey guys!
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
Harry: yeh...
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
Harry:cant see..
Oliver,Matt and Nathan: AHHH!! ITS FLAGELLUM!!!!
**tug Flagellum**

flagellum by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

Flagellum 

A long whip like structure that is used to describe a persons appearance or physically trait

Shut up, you're such a dirty flagellum!

Flagellum by BiologyProfessor July 19, 2016

flagellum 

Somedude who PWNED himself on wordLUE/word because he "had" pics of the Cl0ck Spider and Cjay.

"My photoshop of CJC and the Clock Spider!!!" (topic title)

flagellum by Jonio October 26, 2003

flagellum 

one eyed snake

hes flagellum is showing

flagellum by timmy October 7, 2003

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013