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When a large breasted woman plays recreational sports; using her natural, bouncing, assets to distract opponents.
Did you see her flaunking around the pickleball court with those heavy hangers yesterday? I wasn’t able to hit anything…
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An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.
1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?
flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018
flunk by paul raine May 5, 2004

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

if you've got it, flaunt it 

if you have something to show off, like your body, mind, skill, talent, dont keep it to yourself. Show the world!
My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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