definition 1: to say you failed a test when in reality you got a good grade
definition 2: when building an alphabet box then realizing you only have five letters in the world and adding a random on
definition 2: when building an alphabet box then realizing you only have five letters in the world and adding a random on
by jimmy d luffy June 1, 2022
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Did you see her flaunking around the pickleball court with those heavy hangers yesterday? I wasn’t able to hit anything…
by Dirty Mike n the Boys 77 July 15, 2025
Get the Flaunk mug.1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.
2. Who flarnked a fart?
2. Who flarnked a fart?
by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004
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Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018
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1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
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My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."
by not a biter December 17, 2018
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