flarnk

An onomatopoeical expression used when describing a particularly memorable fart.

1.God, I remember that FLARNK that came out of your ass. It cleared the room.

2. Who flarnked a fart?

flarnk by Fart Flooper and Flarnker September 8, 2004

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flanker 

In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.

'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'

Flanker by Blind-side April 23, 2018

Flarndip 

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler

You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”

Flarndip by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011

Flärñge 

A badass term for a sforzando crescendo. Used by jazz Musician Kerry Marsh.

Guys, I need you to Flärñge the notes in Little Sunflower!

Flärñge by JazzKat December 6, 2010

Flarnacy 

The act of sexually violating a fish

Ted practiced a little flarnacy on his fishing trip

Flarnacy by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Flank n Flog

A tactical, flankingmaneuver used by only the most skilled players in first person shooter style video games. First you flank then you flog. Game Over. Simple as that.

Holy shit man. That guy was so fucking mad when we deployed the flank n flog and killed him and his entire clan.

Flank n Flog by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019