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Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
Related Words

flashing 

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits
flashing by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

2 for flinching 

2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.
(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)
2 for flinching by BigBaly February 28, 2019

flashing colors 

The situation when someone is accidentally or intentionally exposing (showing) colors from their clothing that relate to a gang 'color' causing alarm or suspicion from anyone that notices, especially authorities such as the police.
Young individual walking in the mall wearing all blue: hey why the hell are you questioning and searching me as if I'm carrying any weapons?! What is this the gestapo, I thought this was a free country, I could wear whatever the hell I want!

Two undercover cops: well there's been a gang stabbing here earlier and you were 'flashing colors' (wearing all blue).
flashing colors by Racer12 July 17, 2009