Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.

Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop

by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

fusterated

Frustrated for the Spelling Retarded

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.

by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011