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Flapped it 

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.
Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!
Flapped it by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016

Beef-flapped 

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.
Beef-flapped by mc1212 March 5, 2012

flapperdoodle 

replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)
i couldnt hold my bowels long enough to get my pants off so i had to buy a new flapperdoodle.
While driving down the wrong way at TSU's homecoming, Torrian got flapped.
Flapped by Candy November 16, 2003

Flapped Ass 

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
to back out, to wimp out, to pull out, to skank, to not do something for whatever reason
me: couldnt she be bothered to drive?
you: dont know, she just flapped it;

he was going to fight with next man down the pub, but flapped it and ran off;
flapped by Majic Mayhem July 21, 2006