Flipcock 

I got called this at my restaurant job
Alternative for Flipdick

"You forgot my water! You Flipcock!"

Flipcock by AstralFloof January 2, 2023

Flapcock 

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis

dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.

Flapcock by mr.bonero November 16, 2010

flopcock 

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.

flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006

flidcock

another name given to someone that gets on your nerves. ie some one who cuts you up on the road.

you ruddy flidcock get out the way.

flidcock by Steve Miller July 30, 2008

flopcock 

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

flopcock by Mike March 30, 2005

Flopcock 

SUSY BALLS

Flopcock the term for im so sussy-

Flopcock by jegberjgnejg June 1, 2022