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flopcock 

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.
1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006
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flopcock 

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis
Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.
flopcock by Mike March 30, 2005
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Floplock 

Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.
I was walking on the beach at Lake Tahoe last weekend and a person walking behind me stepped on the back of my flipflop causing me to stumble ..all embarrassed she said "I'm sorry giving you a flatire ..and I said jokingly "it's not really a flatire, it's more of a floplock.
Floplock by Gyypped1 August 12, 2011
Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.
Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*
Flop Cock by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004
"Ay.... Come look at my flop cock."
Flop Cock by Crunk Meck Crew November 14, 2005