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1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.

flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006

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flopcock

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

flopcock by Mike March 30, 2005

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Flopcock

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Flopcock the term for im so sussy-

Flopcock by jegberjgnejg June 1, 2022

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Flapcock

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis

dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.

Flapcock by mr.bonero November 16, 2010

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Floplock

Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.

I was walking on the beach at Lake Tahoe last weekend and a person walking behind me stepped on the back of my flipflop causing me to stumble ..all embarrassed she said "I'm sorry giving you a flatire ..and I said jokingly "it's not really a flatire, it's more of a floplock.

Floplock by Gyypped1 August 12, 2011

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Flop Cock

Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.

Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*

Flop Cock by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004

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Flop Cock

Another word for penis or a limp genitalia.

"Ay.... Come look at my flop cock."

Flop Cock by Crunk Meck Crew November 14, 2005

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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