Flap Noodle 

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

Flap Noodle by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle 

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Flapdoodle 

When you're running and your penis starts flapping in the wind

"Dude, how was the race?"
"Pretty good, I had some serious flapdoodle though."

Flapdoodle by rektmateo August 13, 2015

Flapdoodle 

A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.

Annie, the schnoodle just made a flapdoodle.

Flapdoodle by JinnyLane July 7, 2011

Flapdoodle 

Nonsense; To act stupid,idiotic, Nonsensical

He's Acting like a flapdoodle by jumping off the bridge

Flapdoodle by Brett January 28, 2005

Flapdoodle 

Flapdoodle is a whimsical and endearing term that refers to nonsense or foolish talk, often characterized by its utter lack of substance and logical coherence. Imagine someone rambling on and on about something utterly trivial or absurd, and you've got yourself a hearty serving of flapdoodle. It's as if words are dancing aimlessly in a tornado of silliness, leaving you bewildered and amused all at once. This word is like a linguistic feather tickling your funny bone!

Usage Example 1: "I couldn't help but burst into laughter when Bob started spouting absolute flapdoodle about his pet rock being an intergalactic ambassador."

Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."

Flapdoodle by dgassadf October 11, 2023

Flapdoodle 

Also known as an alpha sorter. It has flaps to sorte documents and papers alphabetically

Hey Dale, put this App. in the Flapdoodle, MORON!

Flapdoodle by Warrants March 25, 2009