An extremely God-fearing
man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and
Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a
NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles
fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than
Jesus! But your
boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...